The first step is admitting I have an Addiction. I admit "I have an Addiction for shoes." The second step should be group therapy or intervention. Is there intervention for "A shoe shopaholic?"
I love shoes. Especially 3 1/2 in -4 in heels. Stilettos. The higher the hotter. I love wedge, peep toes, flats,sandals,flip flops,every size of boot. Carlos Santana shoes are my Favorite. Those shoes are so hot and fun, with all the funky colors and patterns.
Who needs so many shoes? I do! I have shoes that I have worn once,some that I still haven't worn and one's that I will always wear! My shoes range from circa 2000 to present. I might have some a bit older but those will be classics that can be worn even now. All the others before 2000 were given away to the needy.
Life would play a terrible trick on me if for some reason my foot grew longer or fatter and all my sexy sassy shoes no longer fit!!! This is my nightmare! If this ever happens...... I should be put on Suicide watch....This is too sad to even talk about...{teary eyed and sniffing}.
Where's the Crisis Negotiation Team, when u need them? Norma? Rosie?
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LOL, I'm sure the "needy" loved your 3-4 inch stilletos. :)
Now I know what to get you for your birthday... :)
LOL at dp's comment...
I think my grandmother has been buying your shoes..
You can catch her on any given day at my house, paint covered overalls, high heels w/ socks.. walking around the yard with a wheel barrel..
So thank you vern, because w/out ur generosity my granmother would have nothing to do yard work in..
Vern, I am here...its going to be okay. just call me b4 your jump;)
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